You're NOT going to believe happened to me....

Okay.. so I was in Michael's buying some things to make for Elizabeth's party. I was just moseying around.. up and down the ailes. Then I pass this guy. I just happened to look down at the right angle, and his "you-know-what" was HANGING out of his pants!!!! I thought.. "okay. maybe this guy is trying to play a prank." Because it DID look fake. My mind was racing.."Oh my gosh. Did I really just see that?" So went straight to the first Michael's employee that I could find and told her what I thought I saw. I mean, how disgusting and inappropriate, to say the least! What if someone's little girl saw that?? So I stayed in that area so I could see what was gonna happen. I saw a man in a black shirt say something to him and then they both walked out the door. Then the guy in the black shirt walked back in. I said, "Did I really see what I thought I saw?" And he confirmed. He said he told the guy he needed to leave and then he just disappeared down an alley between the buildings. What DRAMA!! I certainly didn't expect THAT on my casual trip to the craft store! I guess he thought there'd be nothing but women in there to whom he could expose himself. How GROSS! Of course, after I checked out and was sitting in my car, replaying the prior events, I thought of all kind of things I could've/should've done.. Like say, "Oh, my! Is that real?? Can we go get one of my girlfriends?" And then take him to the front of the store and make some announcement over the loud speaker.. something to really embarrass him. Or just knee him square between the legs. I don't know.. some people are just sick.